torch-dick:

cheppo:

iguanamouth:

together at last

excuse me i have something important 2 add

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Can’t wait for Seper Smoosh Broks.

Fuck some of y’all. Being a rude peice of shit in a ’ funny ’ way to someone isn’t fun for the person receiving the message, I’m turning anon off once I get back home y’all are ridiculous some times I sware

If you die in kim k hollywood you die in real life

leftyrosenthal:

e-gay:

the whispered “oh my god”… the look of of humiliation on the childs face… the brother is tired

lmfao I am both of them at the same time

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

amporeon:

basedmadoka:

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

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I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN

me filling out a job application

neptunain:

previous employment: pop glam, glamm magazine, metropolitan magazine

references: kim kardashian

sassy-ass-cat:

okay THIS is my favorite so far

sassy-ass-cat:

okay THIS is my favorite so far

skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

crocodilepatronus:

………..Kim K game getting a lil too real….. 

refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash

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